Treats For Trevor

She pretends to be so nice, petting me, making baby talk, petting my head and ears. But she refuses to give me what I really want! My treats!  I’m thinking of making a break for it, I just have to make a plan.

My life has lost all meaning! save me!

may 17, 2010

I fear I am wasting away! she is continuing her boycott of treating me! Is she crazy? what is she doing? I don’t understand? I don’t understand!!! what is wrong with her? she used to be so nice! we had an understanding! I would sleep all day and wake her up early to take me for a walk then she’d feed me that bad bad hard little round stuff that i would spread all over the floor but then I would loook at her and I would look at her and she would get up and I would follow her and I would look at her and she would give me my treats!! it was my reward! I was looking at her so I deseerved a treat! and then another! and now I just don’t know! I dont know! I’m still looking at her but where are my treats? where are they? I must figure out what to do! there must be some way. Some way to get my treats!!!

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Me. Now. Treatless. Sad. (oh where are my treats?)

from happier, more treat-filled times!

May 16, 2010 – The summer of my discontent!

she isn’t giving me any treats. Yes, I threw up. Yes it was all over her white couch! but is that any reason to cut off my treat supply? no! I need treats! I don’t think she understands! I don’t know if I can go on much longer without them! They’re there! I smell them! they’re so close! I can almost taste them! but she’s not giving them to me! what is she thinking????What can she be thinking????Doesn’t she realize how much I must have them! I think about them all day every day every hour of every minute of every day! There must be some way to get my treats!!!!

SUNDAY MAY 16TH – STILL NO TREATS!

SITUATION CRITICAL!!!!   This is getting very very very bad! As of now I have been treatless for nearly an entire day! But it feels like 7! I have been looking in all my usual hiding places – but there is nary a treat to be found!

yes, I looked here:

I looked here too! Under the bed! A place where I often hid my treats.

I looked here 2 times already! But there still weren’t any hidden treats!!! I’ll check again later – maybe they’ll be some there then… but I’m not hopeful that they’ll show up.